TOWN CRIER
Keep up to date with what's happening in Helmetland by listening to what the town crier announces.
01
Hear ye, hear ye, giant found.
Two days ago a giant was found sleeping in Boaren village, west of Helmudd. He was captured by the Helmudd Army and is now in custody. He measured 37 hands and is said to be in good health. He will be on public display in Leids Place three days hence.
02
Hear ye, hear ye, Giant Bagging returns.
Following the return of giants to Helmetland, King Helmudd XVI has decreed that the ancient sport of Giant Bagging is to be reinstated. The Bagging will take place on the Feast of Swithwhim in the stadium. Admission costs from one fourthing.
03
Hear ye, hear ye, Oosterhuik attacked.
The brutes from the east have launched another attack on the Kingdom of Oosterhuik. The city was saved but many men were lost. Helmudd is sending its reserves to help shore up the defences.
04
Hear ye, hear ye, Leaf Fall Ball invites you.
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In a change to tradition, Prince Arie has announced that two lucky couples will attend this year's Leaf Fall Ball. Any couples who wish to take part should register at the town hall before Midsummer's Eve.
05
Hear ye, hear ye, old women murdered.
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A series of grisly attacks on innocent elderly women has been reported on the edge of the Forest of Misadventure. Any unusual activity should be reported to your nearest representative but there is no need for alarm. Patrols of the King's Pathfinders will be stepped up in the area.
06
Hear ye, hear ye, pizza is new taste of the town.
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A new and tasty treat is now available on Leids Place! Made by a Gegarian with authentic Gegarian ingredients. Get yours now. Prices from a four-thing up. Don't miss out on this incredible dish.
07
Hear ye, hear ye, Pox discovered in Helmudd.
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This new and terrifying disease is spreading like wildfire. It shows itself to the afflicted as white, crusty scabs on the feet and hands that ooze a milky, white pus. If you or a family member are showing signs, steer clear, soak well, seek help. Your local herbalist or apothecary will provide you with the help you need.
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